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Mon Jan 1, 2018
Speaking from his base on the far side of the Moon, a representative of an alien race from RJLoSDzxaAS has denied that the Pentagon is aware of their presence.
The Pentagon recently revealed that they do have a program in place for identifying UFOs, much to the delight of conspiracy theorists all over the world. "Okay, so they say they are looking, but they have no proof we are actually here."
According to Pentagon sources, they have been investing about $22 million per year into investigating unidentified flying objects, a New York Times report found. The Aliens just want to make it clear, that there is still no actual proof that they are up there.
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