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Sat Dec 16, 2017
Under normal circumstances, confirmation hearings for district court judges aren't headline grabbers.
But this hearing caught the eye of the news immediately. Sen. John Kennedy, R-Louisiana, asking Matthew S. Petersen, routine questions along the lines of; "Have you ever tried a case in District Court?" The answer was no. "How about Municipal court?" The answer again, was no.
"Have you ever tried a case in front of a jury?"
"Have you every actually tried a case as a judge in a court of law?"
"Are you, in fact a judge?"
"Are you, in fact a lawyer?!"
"Why are you here exaclty?!"
"I just walked into the building because thought I smelled lunch. Someone said something about the President. Next thing I know I'm sitting here..."
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