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Mon Nov 20, 2017
In another sweeping move aimed at undoing the perceived damage done by the Obama administration, President Donald J. Drumpf signed an executive order on [24 January 2017] directing the Department of Justice to revoke all sixteen Thanksgiving Day turkey pardons issued by the former president during his eight years in office.
"After reviewing the decisions made by the previous administration, Trump has determined that a number of turkey pardons issued by Barack Obama were done so in a manner that was both deceitful and hazardous to the American people," White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced on Tuesday. "This morning, the president once again used his executive powers to see to it that justice is served and that the surviving creatures will be destroyed."
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