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Sun Dec 10, 2017
People in Alabama woke on Saturday morning to over 10" of snow! In an effort to make clear how he feels about accused pedophiles, God has taken the drastic step of altering the weather to the effect of dumping snow in a place that historically doesn't ever have snow.
Paula Torelli of Mobile said just 12 hours ago, "It's snowing in here. Just started and may not stop for a couple hours. We're supposed to have two rounds of snow tonight. I wonder if God is trying to tell us something."
In a rare statement from the Almighty, "Yes. I am making a statement. I want to make it clear that no matter what Mr. Moore says, I do not approve of his activity." God is hoping that this sign will be taken to heart by the people of Alabama and do the right thing.
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