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Mon Nov 20, 2017
Tom Hanks is struggling to find work now that every other actor, director, and producer in Hollywood has been blacked balled due to sexual harassment allegations.
"I really have no idea what is going to happen now.", the Forest Gump actor was quoted as saying.
Industry insiders are at a loss for how to handle the ongoing crisis. It seems that the entertainment industry is going to have to wait until a new breed of people can run the show, so to speak. Ones that can keep their hands to themselves.
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